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HG comic #012

23 October, 2023

HG comic #011

09 October, 2023

HG comic #010

25 September, 2023

  1. Curtis and Neighthan stand on the green. Curtis has just putted, and sunk the ball. He says, "BOOM!! 5 under on the back. THAT's why they call be Curtis the Birdus." Neighthan responds, "I thought it was because you've never made an eagle." Curtis says, "Shut up, Neight."

HG comic #009

11 September, 2023

  1. Neighthan and Curtis stand on the fairway, looking ahead at the course. Neighthan says, "Shit... that's WAY left." Curtis says "You'll be fine, it opens up over there." Neighthan asks, "You think so?", and Curtis responds, "Totally."

HG comic #008

28 August, 2023

  1. Curtis and Neighthan are on the fairway. The look ahead at the course. Curtis says, "That's gotta be at LEAST a 2 club wind." Neighthan responds, "OK, pass me my wind club!" Panel 2 is a closeup of Curtis's face, where he asks, "What?" In panel 3, looking up the course again, Neighthan has turned slightly to Curtis and says "The club in my bag with the W on it, can you pass it to me?" Curtis says "Oh wow".

HG comic #007

14 August, 2023

  1. Curtis and Neighthan stand on the golf course, facing us. There are some bunkers in the foreground. Neighthan has just taken a swing. Curtis says, "Jeez, that drive only went like 150 yards. Ever thought of getting a couple branches for arms? You know, like Frosty?" Neighthan responds, "Have you ever thought about running into a bunker and sticking your head in the sand?? You know, like an ostrich??!!" Curtis says "I'm not an ostrich..." Neighthan says "F$&@ you!"

HG comic #006

31 July, 2023

  1. In the first panel, Neighthan stands on the golf course, and swings his club towards the ball. He is saying, "OK… one in the bunker, two out, three to the red stake… FOUR!!!" In the next panel, we see Curtis is nearby. He says, "you really need to stop yelling four every time you take your fourth shot. The group in front of us is absolutely terrified."

HG comic #005

17 July, 2023

  1. Curtis kneels by his golf bag, holding two beers. The label on one is visible, and reads "fun water". He says, "Ah crap... I forgot I packed two beers in my golf bag and now they're piss warm." Neighthan looks on and responds, "Tell you what, I'll let you flash freeze them in my belly if you fly back to the 6th hole and grab my widge."

HG comic #004

03 July, 2023

  1. Curtis and Neighthan are in the golf cart. They look off to the right, out of frame. Curtis says, "Sweet. Cart girl is back. Shall we grab a few more beers?" Neighthan responds, "So you can get hammered and try to eat my nose again? I'm good, thanks."

HG comic #003

19 June, 2023

  1. Curtis the Birdus and Neighthan the Snowman are on a golf course. Curtis leans on his club, while Neighthan addresses his ball. Curtis says, "When people ask me how you go about swinging a golf club I never know what to say. Cause ya know… you're basically just two balls of snow…" Neighthan responds, "You don't wanna tell them that I have to grip the club between my balls?" Curtis simply says "Yeah, pretty much". Neighthan groans.

HG comic #002

04 May, 2023

  1. Curtis the Birdus is driving a golf cart, with Neighthan the Snowman in the passenger seat. Curtis asks: "Why do you get to be on ALL the Honest Golf gear?", to with Neighthan responds, "Well, I'm an honest golfer."
  2. Curtis says, "So? So am I!" to which Neighthan responds, "Snowman means eight in golf. Eights happen when you play honest golf... AND the number eight is in my name."
  3. Curtis, agitated, says, "I'm a BIRDIE! And I'm actually good at golf. You stink! You don't even have arms!!!" Neigthan says "Jeez, relax! I'll get them to put you on some shirts or hats, k? No need to lay an egg, man."

HG comic #001

10 April, 2023

  1. Neighthan the Snowman stands next to a hole on a golf course, holding a club. There is a golf ball next to the end of his club, very near the hole. He says: "Speaking of putting out, we're putting out a new hat this week. Yep, I made a golf pun."

Written by Chris Schembri, and illustrated by Kieran Daly.