Characters
Neighthan the Snowman
There’s a reason Neighthan the Snowman is Honest Golf's mascot, despite the fact that he can’t do warm weather.
This guy melts for the game. He suffers. While his snowman buddies spend all year waiting for the Holiday Season, he lives for the summer and for golf.
But not just any golf. Honest golf.
Let's face it, he’s three feet tall and he’s got no arms or legs; he shoots so many eights that he legally changed his name from Nathan to Neighthan. Beyond that, the guy’s watering the green by the 13th hole. If anyone was gonna take a gimme or a mulligan, this would be the guy.
But he doesn’t. He treats every stroke like it’s his last. Probably because it could be.
Not only is Neighthan Honest Golf’s Mascot, he’s our hero.
Curtis the Birdus
Most birds fly south for the winter. Only one flies south with his clubs.
Curtis the Birdus was stretching his wings in a tree near the 16th green of the Masters when Tiger hit his iconic chip: the ball jumped into the air, rolled down a hill, sat on the edge of the cup for just a second, then finally dropped. As the cheers rang throughout the course, Curtis asked someone what had happened. When he found out that Woods had sunk a birdie, Curtis was hooked.
After that, Curtis spent most of his days flying from course to course, playing any unoccupied hole that he could spot. Watching the pros do it for so long made it easy for Curtis to get good, and he got good fast.
But playing golf by yourself can get old, and so when Curtis met Neighthan, the golf-loving Snowman on the other end of a carrot he was trying to snack on, he found his forever cart partner. It’s a perfect match, honestly: Curtis keeps the scorecards, and Neighthan is a walking cooler for their drinks.
Even though their handicaps are miles apart (Curtis always makes birdie because he is a birdie) the boys always golf honestly; while Neighthan chases his ball around the course, you’ll find Curtis perched up in a tree, reading greens, chirping words of encouragement, and even whistling songs to calm his buddy’s nerves.
And so when Neighthan signed his contract with Honest Golf, he put in the good word and eventually got Curtis on board. Now you can catch Honest Golfers rocking Curtis and Neightan on their gear.
Catch the boys themselves in their Honest Golf merch in the comics on our site!
Character biographies written by Daniel Guy Tremblay.